The signs, they ain’t a-changing…

How do Gnomies? Been a bit quiet on the gnome front, sorry about that. Hip replacement this Spring and what with all the potholes I go clambering in and out …read more →

First Frost and we’re cracking up…

How do Gnomies? I’ve been a bit quiet on the gnome front -but only because I’ve been out and about, taking my gnome selfies and checking up on the state …read more →

What lies beneath? Market Square excavations…

Saffron Walden Market Square is collapsing – again! Some years ago, it was refurbished with paviours, and looked quite smart. But sink holes keep on forming, and they are costly …read more →

It’s pandegnomium on our roads…

How do Gnomies? Busy week here at the bottom of the garden. I’ve been talking to folk about Broadband speeds across the district (very important when you need it to …read more →

Arfur Gnome: The R4U Pothole Crusader

Hello Gnomies! I’m the newest activist for R4U, working at a concrete-roots level throughout Uttlesford. We all know the problem; Summer is over, Winter turns up and the potholes appear …read more →